Wednesday, September 17, 2008

wanted: a job

my requirements:

  • $300 million per year
  • 10 weeks of vacation per year
  • 4 day work weeks
  • no accountability whatsoever

my qualifications:
  • i like chocolate
  • i know how to balance my checkbook
  • blue is my favorite color
  • i look both ways before i cross the street

what i can offer you:
  • promises, promises, promises
  • zero accountability
  • taking complete advantage of those who are less fortunate than me so that i can make more money than anyone on the planet. (awesome!)
  • did i mention that i refuse to be held accountable for any wrong-doings or alleged wrong-doings?

seriously. i am absolutely disgusted with the idiots in our country. the greedy bastards on wall street. the CEOs and CFOs of companies who do nothing but bend rules and make great deals for themselves. and our super-awesome elected officials who stand idly by (while their pockets are being lined) and do nothing to keep the people of america from being taken advantage of. it disgusts me.




Me said...

I'll totally be your executive administrative assistant for only $2 million a year.

Debbie Yost said...

Not a bad job if you can get it. Too bad I have too many scruples to try. But I'm with me, I'll be your second assistant and all I want is $1 mill/year. Deal?

i am not your mom said...

you girls are both hired!